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{"fact":"A cat called Dusty has the known record for the most kittens. She had more than 420 kittens in her lifetime.","length":108}
{"slip": { "id": 66, "advice": "Take time once in a while to look up at the stars for at least 5 minutes, in order to comprehend your cosmic significance."}}
{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}
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Mike Caliendo is an American professional football guard for the Kansas City Chiefs of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the Western Michigan Broncos and was signed by the Chiefs as an undrafted free agent in 2022.
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Blenniella gibbifrons, also known as the hump-headed blenny, bullethead rockskipper or picture rockskipper, is a species of combtooth blenny found in coral reefs in the Pacific and Indian Oceans from East Africa in the west to the Hawaiian, Line and Ducie Islands, in the east and north to Marcus Island.
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