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{"type":"standard","title":"Parasitic impedance","displaytitle":"Parasitic impedance","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3363655","titles":{"canonical":"Parasitic_impedance","normalized":"Parasitic impedance","display":"Parasitic impedance"},"pageid":25079402,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/06/Component_parasitic_elements.svg/320px-Component_parasitic_elements.svg.png","width":320,"height":432},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/06/Component_parasitic_elements.svg/129px-Component_parasitic_elements.svg.png","width":129,"height":174},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1268542008","tid":"70370bb9-cf2a-11ef-bfab-4954ddf67803","timestamp":"2025-01-10T08:11:05Z","description":"Undesired resistance, inductance, or capacitance within electrical components","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasitic_impedance","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasitic_impedance?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasitic_impedance?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Parasitic_impedance"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasitic_impedance","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Parasitic_impedance","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasitic_impedance?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Parasitic_impedance"}},"extract":"In electrical networks, a parasitic impedance is a circuit element which is not desirable in an electrical component for its intended purpose. For instance, a resistor is designed to possess resistance, but will also possess unwanted parasitic capacitance.","extract_html":"
In electrical networks, a parasitic impedance is a circuit element which is not desirable in an electrical component for its intended purpose. For instance, a resistor is designed to possess resistance, but will also possess unwanted parasitic capacitance.
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