{"fact":"Neutering a male cat will, in almost all cases, stop him from spraying (territorial marking), fighting with other males (at least over females), as well as lengthen his life and improve its quality.","length":198}
{"slip": { "id": 56, "advice": "Try to do the things that you're incapable of."}}
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{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}
{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}
{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
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