{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}
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John Edmund Wentworth Addison was a British judge and Conservative politician.
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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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