{"fact":"Cats are subject to gum disease and to dental caries. They should have their teeth cleaned by the vet or the cat dentist once a year.","length":133}
{"fact":"A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a human has between 5 and 20 million).","length":96}
{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}
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